How are you all delightful people doing?
Me? I'm doing SWELL! Cause you know why? It's the weekend and it stopped being freezing! I never been so happy to see the Sun and feel WARMTH coming from it! On top of that, I get the rare and distinguished priviledge of being here to inform you the newest Chapter of Fairy Tail, IS GENIUS!. Yes, Hiro hit gold and he hit it big this time. Now, some of you doubters may be thinking this is the worst piece of Asspulling Deus Ex Machina Cop Out Bullshit you ever seen. It isn't. You know why?
So now, without further ado....come with me, and you'll be, in a world pure amazing geniuuuuuus!~
Fairy Tail Chapter 470 - Hybrid Theory[]
"Ball-Ass Chapter! Ball-Ass Chapter, Bro! Like, I don't know if I ever said this, and if I have it's been on rare occasions, VERY rare occasions, I can honestly say this Chapter is...100% Legit Fairy Tail Greatness." -ForneverWorld, A Totally Not Bias Reviewer of Fairy Tail
Wow Count: 105 (Even as the Master says it is great, I am programmed to count these Wows.)
It's alright, babe. I know you may be a Wow Counter -automatic amazingness that you are- but you can't be as GENIUSLY PERFECT as Hiro Mashima! All hail the lord of boobage and superficial pairings! May he forever live on and not get brutally murdered in an alleyway before being set on fire and sent straight to Hell where he'll be kicked out of there AND Purgatory for how NOT horrible of a writer and human being he is totally NOT. All hail Hiro!
This scene of total Bossness cannot be contained for long!
Ah yes, the Wizard Saints. Ever since they joined the Magic Council they should have known their days were numbered. Instead of showing up in uniform, only Warrod was dressed for the occasion. That divided mindset shared between these four is what ultimately led to an Epic One-Man Slaughter of Dignity and Power. Truly, we do not need to SEE it for ourselves even though we've pined away at Hiro for some time to see the Wizard Saints gather together and fight a powerful enemy. It is truly artistic and bold to risk the extraction of what counts as testicles on his body for removing one of the most hyped moments from the 3rd Part of this series.
Because, as I said before...
But such moments of throbbing, intense suspense cannot stay at the status quos. For you see, Warrod, the admitted to be NON-COMBATANT takes a bleeding all-fours stance to...obviously fight!
Truly, I've never seen such a brazen tactic used by the only person who can't fight if his life obviously depended on it! I'd dare call it...G-G-G-GENIUS!!!
Now you may be wondering why he suddenly could get back up? Why did he use the Possum trick in the most Cliche executed way possible? Because Hiro can't be bothered with doing the unexpected, thus makes it beautiful without even trying! TAKE DAT U DOUTURDS!
Because who needs a number of Chapters to showcase how awesome In-Their-Prime Wizard Saints are in a number of carefully executed and brilliantly drawn chapters when all you need to do is make them bleed, depleted of stamina and nearly on death's door to actually put up half of the Chapter's page count? NO ONE, CAUSE HIRO IS JUST THAT KIND OF G.E.N.I.U.S.!
With the power of glorious TEAMWORK, our badly injured Saints were able to turn the tables on the great and powerful God Serena. At the mercy of...errr...Vampire Magic -of which I have no doubt which will be explained in full detal and intricacy on how it works (Cause when has Hiro ever NOT explained himself or tried to explaining in a way that doesn't want to make you beat your skull open with a brick?! Never, cause Hiro wouldn't do that to his loyal fans!)- which looks almost like he's using a Vulcan Death Grip with the Force, but hey, if Spockula can do it I'm sure it's 100% Fairy Tail Awesome.
OHHHHHHHH! I FEEL IT! SOMETHING EPIC IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN ISN'T IT?!
Serena: But I still had 7,996 more spells to use!~
Whelp, being part of the Council, they should have noticed they had only 2 days till retirement...
Aside from potential lawsuits that Hiro may be facing by using that title for his Magic of unbelievably AWESOME yet so not Asspulling Hax in its OP existence...that beatdown had me thinking. If using Eight Lacrima of Eight Dragon Types in conjunction with each other is his REAL power...then...what was the power he was using to beat them before? Pun Magic? Is this why Hiro rushed this fight and threw out an idea out there-ahahahahaha. Silly me, I almost put rational thought and logic into thinking about this. After all, this is FAIRY TAIRUUUUUUU! I don't need to think cause Hiro is alread a...
What a dire hour for Fairy Tail. With such an unbelievably powerful man heading towards their Guild from...the middle of a wasteland...on foot...how will they ever escape?!
No need to question the genius of this screenwriting, because what happens next is just pure MADDENING awesome!
Exactly WHO has come for them? Gildarts?! Jellal?! No, it's-!
SO. MUCH. GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can't believe Hiro pulled it off! The guy we've been hyped up since the beginning of this Arc has revealed the most NOT Asspull Deus Ex Machina of Power-Ups that anyone with a brain and a penchant for fanction could THINK UP then has the Most Cop-Out of One-Shot deaths! It's almost like Hiro knew we didn't give a fuck, so why should he?! I mean, he's obviously the expert and everyone who disagrees can just shut up cause Hiro. IS. MANGAKA JESUS! HE DIED ON THE PAGES OF PLAGIARIZED ART AND BLED ON THE CHEAP KINDERGARDEN SCRIPTED DIALOGUE AND STORYTELLING FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE AS HE ALLOWS YOU CRETINS TO JACK OFF TO HIS MASTERFUL FANSERVICE PUMPED SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT CAUSE FUCK ANYONE WHO THINKS BADLY OF FAIRY TAIRUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!~
...
Okay, the Sass is Off, let's conclude this...eh...whatever this was...
Final Thoughts[]
I've finally reached that point, the point where Aha told me that he just doesn't care about Fairy Tail. That point has finally been reached. This series has fianlly lost the last bit of luster that had me grappled to it. The fact people still laud over this shit is just baffling as people who want to vote for a fucking douche bag like TRUMP. But before we get political, let's get real here.
In total, Serena has had like very little personal devotion in any given Chapter, most of it just little peeks into his character or what he's supposed to be. But yeah, not only is he FULL of BULLSHIT that makes Laxus, Cobra and the Twin Slayers look conservative by comparison of how many Dragon Lacrimas are inside of him (how can you fit that and how can you just LIVE like a human being with that much Dragon Magic inside of your body? Wouldn't you have, I dunno, turned into a Dragon by now? Wasn't that like a disease that needed to be cured?! SEE THE PLOT HOLES PEOPLE?!). But after glossing over his fight with the Wizard Saints, one of the last things I looked forward to, he just does that AND gets One-Shotted.
Yeah, forget about all of that and don't be excited anymore. All we have is just a disaster of uninteresting proportions with no Epic or Drama that the Manga is deluded into thinking it has. I'll only have one last image to show you my reaction to the likely thousands of sane people who threw their arms up in the air at this Chapter.
Who said Kubo was the King of Mangaka Trolls?
I'm Mangetsu, your faithful now very bored and uninterested Reviewer of Fairy Tail (God Help Me!), and you my Dirt Balls will continue to witness the train wreck as it slows down in its careening inevitable crash into a mountain wall. See you guys later!